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In Memory of Howie
Lessons from a Dog's Life
- Offer comfort to those in need. Sit next to them silently and listen to what they have to say.
- Go outside at least once a day and let the fresh air rejuvenate you.
- Run and play every day.
- Find joy in taking a long walk, perhaps with a friend
- Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired, and stretch before you rise.
- If you want what lies buried, dig until you find it.
- Be loyal to people you love.
- Be true to yourself.
- When loved ones visit, rush to greet them at the door.
- Take every opportunity to do something that brings joy to others
What Is a Dog?
1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in he same room.
3. They can
look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want
to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to lay.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever
if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their
mouths and
then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in cheap little fur coats.
What Is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen
to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want
to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to lay.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8.
They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in cheap fur coats.
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